The first installment of "bstew presses buttons on a dj controller".

This "mix" has it all: missed beats, off-key mixes, cross fader misplacements, bad effects, weird volume artifacts. But slightly less egregious versions of those things than previous attempts? And I didn't totally stop playback at any point, so that's a win!

Shoutout to rekt.network, in particular, Vosto, EvoL, spy_audio, and dnsk for the inspiration.

Notes to self:

• FX sound quite different on the recording than through my speakers live.
• I accidentally turned on some "smart fader" button that does some really odd stuff to the volume?